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Monday, May 31, 2010 @ 5:05:00 PM
To anonymous Formspring person, final part
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80s silk biker jacket at forever new
gold foil print chiffon party skirt at forever new
loose black with gold sequin detail top at jeanswest


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Sunday, May 30, 2010 @ 11:44:00 AM
Dusty nostrils



so we all know my computer's been internetless, somewhat naked if you will. because a computer without internet is basically just a human without a heart! my dad got fed up with me stealing his internet time on his computer, so he set out to fix this problem.

so that's a quick leonardo da vinci standard sketch up there of my house. i swear it looks much better than that. swear, honest. since we found the problem is with the wireless on my computer, my dad's like, okay let's connect it via the cable. (by the way, all you geeks that are going to read this, i dont know the names of any of the equipment so uh. bear with me and dont torch me. honest. ill play dota with you!) so, the cable is originally in my dad's room, the room on the right. and as you can see, my house is the type of house with the.. hollowness underneath. (why? i dont know, what do i know? i dont even know what it's called for crying out loud.) so we have to push the cable out of my dad's room via a hole in the floor so it falls into the underground pit of my house, and then pull it across to the hole in my room and push it up, then plug it into my computer. where and what is this cable connected to? oooooh, who knows.

it doesnt make sense right? yeah, i suggest you stop reading.

so i have to wait under my dad's computer desk, whilst he's underneath yelling "push the cable! push the cable!" and im thinking "why dont you just pull it?!" im lying under there and my goodness it's dusty. as my nostrils become tunnels of dust, he's yelling push the cable push the cable! and i had to get into a very weird position with my butt sticking up in the air and my stupid jeans were so uncomfortable and they're low rise too. fml much! not that anyone was there to see anything. you pervert. i kept bumping my head into the table, why is it so short? well maybe cos i kept fidgetting and lifting my head to look around.. yeah why did i do that?

oh my goolies, i remember the name of the cable, it's the ethernet cable! and so, finally, the whole damn 10m long ethernet cable is through the hole, the head of it has to go through. and it doesn't fit. because the hole's circular whereas the ethernet cable is rectangular. so my dad's like, get a pen! jab the hole, jab the hole! it was like a war zone. but we all know pens are pretty much useless in this kinda situation. so my dad's like, "hold on! ill be back" and i sit there waiting, before i hear this brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and it's my dad, in with the drill, oh ho ho, what a beast!

and so ethernet fits through, and my dad drastically yells, "run to your room! get ready!" oh, get ready? get reaady?! for what, dad? a tsunami? cos you sure you make it sound like that! he's so hyped, i dont know why, he's under the house and it's probably all damp because of the recent rain and he's happy. men are indeed from mars. yeah, so he comes along with his drill again and drills in a hole in my perfect floor behind my computer desk in my room. and also rips half the carpet? i think one of the carpet threads got stuck and it whirred around the drill and now i have this 15cm x 2cm bare strip of.. white? greeeat. "Get ready! the cable's coming" okay, dad! and i got internet! rejoice!

at the expense of about, oh shall we say, a gazillion brain cells of mine. okay, fine, since we're asian and we go truong, we'll get mathematical. i bumped my head 6 and a half bloody times. half because i was rubbing my head with my hand when i bumped into it again. let's say each bump means a loss of 20 brain cells. (google is not helping me with how many brain cells do i lose with every bump on my head so let's use 20 because it's not a slutty number.)



130? im sure it's more, but that's just .. a minimum for you people! and that is my sunday morning. ill leave those of you who have tuned out but had the courtesy to scroll with this as promised. i know it's a fail mark but science is my worst subject my far so, im okay with this. for now. i better improve by school certificate. have a great sunday, readers whilst i go and rinse out my nostrils of this dust.

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Saturday, May 29, 2010 @ 7:59:00 PM
Knits and knitted


on thurdsay, got ag and history back! 35/40 for ag, holy skittles!!!!!!!! since when did i get above 75% for ag?! on my report, it's gonna say 92% though, yay! and history.. well kinda disappointed cos we as in 10e, studied hardcore for it and we all got around 60%?! i got 82, which means 41/50 :( ah well. stayed back at school till 5 to do scram. we got 178/192 compared to last time, 143/192, compared to the "excellent" range which is 110-160! hurlstone's doing pretty great i believe, go us! as we walked out to the gate, who should pop out of nowhere but eric? at 5pm, seriously! god, melts my insides. ive been sick, stayed home because of ear infection and sore throat. dont worry, im not contagious! now that english is over, we have science and history to worry about. i feel so literally stuffed with work. anyhow. parramatta westfields today with nicholas and my dear catboy!

catboy and i helped nicholas pick out skinnies and a cardi, inner fashionista coming out! nicholas felt vulnerable in skinnies at first, but after i reassured him to 'show his currrrves', he adjusted. i love the change room at general pants, the chairs, the old brown leather suitcases, the coffee table books, the polaroids *swoon*. thank you nicholas for shouting me sushi! and eric for shouting me that piece of purple taro cake afterwards. im such a cheapass. i bought my own coffee though :D (omg my sister is painting her nails and the pungent smell of nail polish is making me sneeze like crazy.) we found an unused gold class movie ticket on the floor next to subway, but we were all too nice to use it :p

big thank you to eric for putting up with my shopping and constant change of levels, i think we toured every level at least four times rofl. i love dark blue and cream put together, sailor themed palette are so loooove e.g. that beret at forever new with the cream bow! i look weird in berets though.. i might still get it because it's so pretty! all the good stuff at sportsgirl were gone, but the animal striped cropped jumper i want was on sale! aaaarr! only $49.95. okay no more girl talk. discovered typo stationery and colette accessories today! omg, my mouth was literally like this :o but enlarge the o by two billion times. i love typo. its a much better version of smiggle. i would happily die in typo. and the huge new diva, that is so pretty. okay, now officially end girl talk.

sorry eric for such a boring day. for you. i enjoyed the browsing cos im a girl and i always do. it's 8:34pm and i am so sleepy. what's wrong with me. goodbye children! thank you for taking the time to read this, today's post was especially.. pointless. ah, i love you readers! :)

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 @ 6:28:00 PM
B minor


lying in bed, listening to the rain outside before i decided to run over to my sister's room and snatch her laptop and charger as she was still nom nom noming on dinner outside.

english stress? over and done with! i transformed yo ass, macbeth. i hate getting them "i hate you bitch" remarks when i tell people i've finished. makes me feel like the enemy. but i'm not, moodle is! last night, it wouldnt let me log in at 10pm and it made me suicidal because i was going to submit it and ive never been that early! maybe i wasnt meant to submit assignments early *cries. if moodle was a country, i'd 9/11, moodle you're not even a real word, moodle can such christie's dick and other remarks of the sort were made as i raged on twitter. thank you e-man for keeping me sane.

michelle and i got onto the topic of university and marriage again. thinking of a close hurlstone friendship circle at uni sounds like so much fun! me and michi-d will go to the same uni and fall in love with two brothers so we can be sister in laws. and she said, "why?!? that's weird!" and i said "so you wont be lonely at family gatherings duh!" and she said, "ohhhh.. yeah." she doesnt want to get married till she's 30 though, wants to play the field. kevin, steven, are you guys following? do you boys have siblings?

mitchell i hope im one of those people in your photo here. art students seem to have the most fun projects to complete o:

rain makes everything sad. and wet. and sticky. and inconvenient. one of my parent's cars were getting fixed and dad took the other to work so my sister and i had to trudge home today. lucky me. i couldnt even belt out 'singing in the rain' and twirl my umbrella around and hook onto poles and swing around either (non-sexually, you dirty child!) as i had to shelter my sister from rain too. so that was no fun. have to stay back at schl tomorrow till 5pm because of scram.

im going to go toast marshmallows on my heater then nap. hope everybody has a great night, dont stress too much and enjoy state of origin. if you have a 3d tv, i love you, lets get married. so then i can divorce you and we can split the tv and everything will fall back into place. once again, thank you to all of you who visit my blog and spend your precious time reading this! makes me smile knowing my page view counter does not stay stationary :)

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Tuesday, May 25, 2010 @ 12:01:00 PM
This is what we do in english

the 'my dad just bought me a unicorn' look


the 'i want you right here, right now' look


the 'mmmm, yes, macbeth, hmm yes miss skola, i understand' look


the 'lets try to look like normal kids' look

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Monday, May 24, 2010 @ 4:14:00 PM
Doompf


1 grace came over yesterday, and accompanying her was her pro recording studio like microphone that we used to our advantage. i love how clear it is! from 4-9. 5 hours that should've been spent transforming shakespeare. we recorded probably around 30 videos in total? still to upload. yes, for your enjoyment, for grace's voice to be recognised and for my embarrassment. it was fun nevertheless, and now i have a sore throat. funny, that. okay i uploaded it, if you're smart, go find it. bahahahahahahaha.

2 this morning, the train was delayed 20 minutes. so the train that we all caught was basically packed with four trains worth of people. claustrophobia taking its toll much? i didnt show it but the stairs on the train, being all clogged, made me feel really really enclosed. i just looked out the window but it was one of those huge windows that did not open, so that kinda just made it worse.

3 got into the school gate and heard an announcement about year 9 and 10 students who study a computing subject. i started suspecting. icas computer skills! i paid for it but sadly fortunately i dont do a computing subject. went down to the hall anyway to confirm my suspicions. they were confirmed! psh, surrounded by all these ist and digital media people. i was such a loner. mr payne was just staring at me. probably underestimating my abilities hmph! a japanese major and commerce minor student can take this on too, yknow?!? .. it's not my fault that .tif can't be uploaded to a webpage. and that question about the 4 colours per pixel or whatever? how smart am i, i knew it was too simple if the answer was 4 so i squared 4 and got 16. yeah. that's how japanese/commerce students roll. we own everyone.

4 once again i fail science. below 75%, which was my aim this year :'( i lodged a mini complaint on the front of my test paper though. "q19: i was robbed! i want the one mark compensation!" and mr watts said the best thing today: "doompf. doompf. yadiyadiya. yadiyadiya." which made me exclaim, "oh sir you're so funny!" and he just gave me the most fierce piercing look in return. what, sir, why you staring at me for?! just because you got a new haircut doesnt make you the hottest person in the room, coolest kid on the block! nah-uh! jees strolling around like you own the damn place, not gonna happen, kid! i mean, sir. please give me my one mark, kthxbye :)

5 i have not started english. hm.

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Saturday, May 22, 2010 @ 9:59:00 AM
Eveleigh


A few quick questions:
1 Do boys tell each other before they ask for permission to go to the toilet during class like girls do?
2 Did anybody ever use Paint to make 'firework' portraits, by filling the canvas in black and then selecting the Airbrush tool, then selecting different colours on the palette, and going crazy all over the screen?

I am annoyed out of my mind about the fact that my stubborn computer will not connect to the internet. I have a sea full of photos to upload regarding Kearney's party, Mother's Day, pregnancy testing and outfit posts! Mister Computer, if you connect to the internet, I'll give you $20! Actually, I made a mini documentary during pregnancy testing. I'll edit that and put it on YouTube. The Blogger uploader for videos is dodgy.

Listening to Tell Me Goodbye by Big Bang, I Love You by Chris Brown ft. Ester Dean (despite the Scottish riff) and OMG by Usher (finally I can tolerate this song). Christie's got a booty like pow, pow, pow! Christie's got some boobies like wow, oh, wow. Girl, you know I'm loving your, loving your style. Check, check, check, check, check, checking you out!

Yesterday was closed weekend which left an hour to burn. Angela suggested the idea of travelling down the Bankstown line to Sefton, which seemed plausible enough. All the stations down the Bankstown line seem so deserted. Memories of when Angela and I got lost at Carramar were entertained, but history seemed to repeat itself at Sefton. Angela bought a kebab whilst telling me about the alleyways and empty streets we'll be hitting. Right on, Angiepants. I got so worried about being raped that Angela told me to take a spray out of her bag. It wasn't pepper spray, it was antiseptic spray. Best method of defence ever, Angiepants!

The walk from Sefton station to the school is far. Well, not really, just compared to Hurlstone where the school is nearly literally connected to the station, it made me lose patience. Sat on some random fence before hearing the bzzzzzzzzzzz. It was even more dull than our school bell, echoed a sense of a concentration camp to me LOL. Poor kids! Was waiting, waiting, waiting when some guy called out my name with such excitement on his face. It was Alexander aka Lexxy my Lochness Monster aka my Best Cyber Buddy aka my bcb! Ah! We finally meet at last. He told me last night I looked stoned, but I was just shocked. How could someone seem so happy about seeing me rofl! He even yelled bye before boarding his train, aww. Haha, Danica is right, you have a great smile :) Is the term cyber buddy even appropriate anymore?

Forgot my Truong homework. I considered suicide. Luckily Mr. Mai just said, "Yeah, it's okay, don't worry!" when I told him, but when Angela did, he yelled at the whole class. And he picked on me for some random question whilst I was thinking about TV and vomitting urges - food poisoning all over again? And that is what day-dreaming must feel like for Eric LOL. When you're thinking about something, tuning out everything the teacher is saying and then they pick on you, snapping you back to reality. He talked so fast I just followed and got the damn question wrong! Crooked cucumbers!

Now, here's something for the ladies! "Eric, this means you." Sounds familiar, Truong kids? Anyway. From Aldo, I could've been there buying one of these right now if piano lessons weren't so interferingly positioned on a Saturday.(L-R: Dalecki, Gibbard, Vanhove, Daven, Rodarta, Racette). Caged heels are my love right now.

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Wednesday, May 19, 2010 @ 4:07:00 PM
6 months, 1 day
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internet on my computer is stubborn like its owner, and refuses to connect. i will sort that thing out, but until then, from sisters laptop! forward, minions!

got a free frisbee today. well not free, we had to pay $25. mister pepper salt shaker said ultimate frisbee was free, that lying piece of kitchenware. oh well. it was fun. dan the frisbee man said i was good at defense :3 and we had to say goodbye to him because it was our last week and i yelled lets sing happy birthday! so we did. oh it was so beautiful. :")

mocha/iced coffee from the canteen is yum.

when people say "yous" instead of "you", my ears prick up and get defensive, like a uterus with an hostile and inhospitable environment that has a strong immune system and kills any sperm that gets through. like monica geller's.

this is a special dedication to christie duong:

hands down there will never be another one
you've been around and you aint ever seen another one
look at my style, you aint really got nothing on
and im wild when i aint got nothing on
baby, im the whole package, plus i pay my taxes
i keep it real while them other stay plastic
call me wonder woman, you're my mister fantastic
stop. now think about it, c duong!


got my japanese marks back today. a huge miracle. i did not fail. i repeat, i did not fail! someone shout me cheese and bacon balls. (no, christie, not the ones you're thinking about.) ahhhh 39¼/45 for reading and writing, 18/20 listening and 20/20 speaking! which is 77¼/85! which is 90.8%! which is a-okay with me, the japanese-failure.

spent half an hour at cabra with nicholas doing nothing. why are boys so indecisive? went to salvo's at fairfield and was rummaging through bags and found a decent rectangular jag one! i like it. yeah people might cringe at it :$ hopefully its still there tomorrow, im going to go get it! better be under $10 or im going to throw a tantrum and hug it tightly and never let go and roll around on the floor and cry.. i should just pay the money eh?

nothing on you, e ♥

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Monday, May 17, 2010 @ 7:58:00 PM
Robber-phobia


last night, whilst in the comfort of my snug bed, i heard a loud clang. it made me jump. it was the sound of something colliding into my gas heater in the lounge room, but my parents know that that's in the corner next to the window, why would they walk into it? and that's where my troubles began.

robbers. robbers i thought, it must be people breaking in, going to barge into my room and stab me in the chest before scavenging all my valuables and belongings into a big black bag, leaving nothing but unvaluable sentimental items. i have this irrational fear of being robbed at night. probably because of experiences when i was a little child in 2000. i was literally terrified last night. the window that the heater was next to was well away from the dogs. so it all made sense. to me. in my head. then my dogs started barking crazily, at all sorts of pitches and i wanted to kill myself so i wouldnt have to wait to be killed. was awake till 3, with my ipod on full blast so i dont hear any more noises, though i maintained eye contact with my door knob. just in case it turned, yknow. irrational, huh? then woke up again at 5. thank you so much to the person who kept me company at that hour, despite significant exams. their thoughtfulness and tolerance with my bullshit makes me wanna cry ♥

speaking of robbers. my dad's ex head chef pronounced this customer's name as robber instead of robert. and they never came to eat ever again.

today michi was issued with a combination padlock. the stupid instructions that came with it seemed easy enough, yet i try and try and try for 2 periods straight and it does not unlock. yet vanessa opened it on the first go at recess. cindy did on the first go during math. and so did grace! me and vivian felt so useless. it was the curse of the nightingale i proclaimed! what nightingale? i dont know. what would i know, i cant even tell the difference between my left and right sock.

it is my half birthday tomorrow! i dont know why that's important.

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Saturday, May 15, 2010 @ 6:09:00 PM
Exam week over


rejoice! exams are over!

well, i have japanese speaking left, but that doesnt count! not because im not stressed out shitless for it but because ..exam week is over and we should be happy and celebrate regardless! i couldnt go out today because of piano lesson. i get to my piano teacher's house, and she tells me lesson's cancelled, cos theres a musicianship exam coming up and there's kids doing exams inside and dont want them disturbed by my beautiful piano skills. actually i havent practised in a few weeks. so annoyed, me and christie wanted to go aldo today but i didnt want to cancel my lesson! so my mum took me stockies because she's lovely. i had a large cup of coffee in hand piled with rings, skirt, scarf, shopping bags, clip clop shoes- i felt like such a clip clop horse of a whore.

anyway, a recap on thursday night-friday aka the last day of exams! friday was agriculture, geography, history. since i finished ag notes last week, i decided to dedicate my life (on thursday night) to hsie. 4 hours on history notes. 1 hour on geography. history turned out to be worth it- thanks alvin for revising with me, and allowing me to talk it out loud, helped a lot! geography. well, well. geography. what can i say. you've made a fool of me, geography. dont want to think about geography, why did all my multiple choice have c's and a's :'( and why is extended response 20 marks! thats 50%! and i probably got like what, 1. 1/20. dear god please kill me amen.

Stacks on deck, Patrón on ice i dont drink
And we can pop bottles all night i said i dont drink
Baby, you could have whatever you like well i would like you to stop calling me baby
I said, you could have whatever you like yeah, okay, thanks
Yeah, late night sex, so wet, its so tight sounds good, im nocturnal
A gas of a jet for you tonight what am i gonna do with that
Baby, you could go where ever you like but i dont want to
I said you could go where ever you like, yeah are you even listening to me
Shawty, you da hottest of the way you drop it shawty, are you for real, and drop what?
Brain so good swear you went to college duh im asian
Hundred deposit, vacations hit the tropics fuck man can you just give me the money instead of depositing in random ass places for random vacations, and i dont wanna go to the tropics, loser
Because errbody know it ain't trickin' if ya got it in english please, i dont understand half this gangster shit

whatever you like by anya marina is beautiful. the original is good to bob around to, but this is actual music. i need a freaking capo nooooow!(eric you should do an acoustic hippie rendition like this one :p)

i was walking home on friday and i noticed the street was filthy. except for a man teaching his son how to ride his motorbike, the atmosphere was quite quiet. items that caught my eye included a v can (because i love v), the aftermath of a large mcdonald's meal, plenty of cigarettes, a temptest 5 gum wrapper because i was chewing the exact flavour, plastic cutlery and a dead cat with a piercing look of fear on its face, its mouth still open. you see those ads and groups telling you to look after our earth, to pick up rubbish, use green enviro bags, stressing how important it is to preserve and conserve. will we even have an earth in the future, or is it going to turn into something portrayed by wall-e? the lands literally covered in landfills of rubbish. such disastrous conditions stem from somewhere- and the current condition our environment is in right now somewhat represents that somewhere. i know we're all going to grow up and regret how our generation is not taking action now. i know there's a part in all of us that cares about this, but it's not a priority because the effects are not visible yet. after all, i did not pick up a single piece of that rubbish to place in the bin.

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Thursday, May 13, 2010 @ 5:23:00 PM
7/10


one day of exams left! yayayay! special thanks to everyone who helped me study today, i know its very annoying especially if you were trying to study! thanks for sharing what you've taken the time to learn :3

science exam was.. well i wasnt extremely clueless. (many thanks to christie duong!) i attempted and i attempted nearly everything. i will not put upon you the "i tried my best and thats all that matters" bullshit ha! i totally forgot what we did for that balloon experiment. law of conservation of mass, people, oh my freaking god, how could i forget the weighing on the scales. moving those blocks were so tedious. always 1g below or above. i learnt all the steps of a bill → law today. i learnt more today than i did all year for commerce and science :o no preg testing again. had to vaccinate goats instead, so my hands didnt smell like cow during commerce :D

got maths back today oh. my. marshmallows. i did not fail. so maybe it was a false alarm after all.. i got pity marks! yes that's how to explain it. haha, dillon is a machine (at marking, not sex, you dirty minded), like ive mentioned before, and he gave me marks for working out, just took one mark off cos my answer was wrong so i got... [drum roll] 37/40! no, please, before you say "boo you whore you said you failed", my class' average was 38/40. yes, fuck you, a1. i hate you. i hate you! dillon was like, "you guys totally annihilated the multiple choice, but that's expected." ...excuse me?! jeeeeees. he's not even asian, and look at these expectations!

ive been watching too much ncis. whenever people bump into me i think they want to steal something. and i got attacked by a drunk man at glenfield today. hmph. and thank you eric ♥ for not letting me walk home alone! one of the sweetest people i know, really, always thinking about me first, but you shouldnt worry, people wont kidnap me, im too ugly to rape.

there was a moth in the shower today and it was a barrier to me exercising my daily hygienic routine. so i ran outside in my bathrobe and got mortein and sprayed the heck out of it and then it started looking drunk and then it fell down the drain. and i was too scared to shower in case a mothghost flew up the drain and started saying, "you killlled me you killlled me" but i had to shower because my hair was all yuck. and i was paranoid for the whole of my shower. just thought id share that achievement with you.

okay i should go study ag, geography and history! thanks for spending precious study time on my blog! (i tried to make this as interesting as possible rofl) tomorrow, we celebrate good times, come on!

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Wednesday, May 12, 2010 @ 5:50:00 PM
5/10


you guys won't believe how much effort i put into finding a photo for every post. it just has to be perfect, for my mood of the moment im blogging. spent at least 20 minutes to settle for that one today. not 100% pleased but its the best i can do with science and commerce looming! dun dun dun dun. still need to finish science notes, ive only done half! i have genevieves and angelas notes but i just dont absorb information unless i write it myself, sigh. i hate my stubborn brain.

english today was good for a few reasons! i understood the text set for comprehension! and the stimulus items werent toooo difficult. except that some of them were, i swear to god, not in english. "the river sings silver" or some stupid insignificant bull like that. uh. what?! i think the whole grade just chose "all that was left was silver." for the short story part, they gave us four pages, and we're meant to start on the page with the "title" "stimulus item?" thingies on them. but i accidentally flipped my paper after the copmrehension to the second page they gave us for short story and started writing on there.. after i realised. i didnt know what to do! i wanted to rip it out but i couldnt! arghghghgh. so i just wrote, "sorry!!!! sorry!!!! sorry sorry sorry sorry!" on the paper. hope they dont deduct too much marks for not 'following instructions' :( omg and during the exam, all my three blue pens ran out of ink. my gawd, not during english! had to quickly whisper to vivian, because mr watts was oblivious as always. or maybe he just doesnt give a shit about 10e. we give him hell. teehee. oh and my uterus decided to contract in the middle of the exam too. why does everything happen to me?!?![/dramaqueeness]

good luck for science and minor tomorrow (and japanese kids like me who are suffering speaking exam tmr!) christie duong, lady macbeth does talk about her nipples! i would know, alan got all turned on in english. i will leave you with these wise words, peeps, study hard: Have plucked my nipple from his boneless gums. And dashed the brains out, had I so sworn as you. Have done to this.

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Tuesday, May 11, 2010 @ 4:58:00 PM
4/10


fuck. fuck. fuck. i fucked up maths today.

this is not an asian fail, nor exaggerated modesty. i repeat. this is not a drill. screwed up part c oh so badly. part c, the free response, the part where i used to do first because it was so much easier than multiple choice. i feel my life slipping away. i might as well die now if i cant even get 90% in maths. what kind of an asian truong student am i. i had a million or so near death experiences (felt somewhat like a series of consecutive anaphylatic shocks) when i found out my answers differed to others! oh my marshmallows, i wont be able to sleep tonight. japanese exam was a bit so and so. i put on a dramatic monologue in breathing form for japanese major kids in the first few minutes before the exam. and a few seconds into as well.

some stress tips for you all because nothing helps me with mine: here.

oh well, just got an email from skola, my english teacher, feedback on my story, 20/20 YAAAY! (damnit michi-d, do i owe you anything?) english exam tomorrow wooohoo! ..no, that was not sarcasm. english is my saviour. actually. that depends on what the short story stimulus is. you all know id even rather grow a monobrow than write a short story. a lot of people have asked me whats the structure for a short story. truth is, that would be the blind helping the blind. i have no idea. when i write short stories, i just write them. i dont think about incorporating literary techniques or where to place the conflict or climax :s

when exam time commences and everybody's quiet, a song always emerges and stays stuck in my head for the rest of the exam! today it was ke$ha and ukiss. so. freaking. annoying. i was trying to finish the last question for jap and all i heard was "뭐라고 뭐라고 뭐라고" and i end up not finishing the question. fuck. my. life.

does anybody else get this feeling that comes whenever it's "exam week"? i dont know how to describe it. it's like this cyclone in my head whirring and whirring around with all these random facts and figures, and this strong rush that is constantly whispering "study study study study" into my ears! no im not a psycho :( knocking two exams out a day is pretty good. just enough stress not to make me explode, but evenly divided so it's all over in a week. thank you deputy principal, but no thanks for giving it out late! the atmosphere of everyone studying and revising and saying notes out loud. we're all busy busy busy bees, inner nerd comes out! haha i kinda like it :$

good luck for english half yearly tomorrow and thank you so much for reading! cant wait till friday comes and me and christie will continue our lives as if they were normal to begin with. shoe and bra shopping awaits! teehee!

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Monday, May 10, 2010 @ 6:07:00 PM
2/10


so instead of studying, i am blogging for you beautiful people.

i have 6 ulcers in my mouth. which means i cant eat. usually when i have an ulcer on one side of my mouth, i chew on the other side. but these ulcers are tricky, they're divided evenly. tongue, side of mouth, next to gum. it's like a war everytime i eat in my mouth. so much so that even my lymph nodes are swollen. it really does feel like a marble lodged between my jaw. maybe thats why im so dumb. homer simpson had a crayon in his brain, maybe this is why i cant remember anything i learn?

japanese listening was always an expected fail. left out three questions, all one mark each. how was i supposed to know he wanted to shower? horny boy, dont tell me that! arrrr! i compensated for that by getting 100% in the maths non-calc though! yaaaay first time ever for a non-calculator exam! :3 a1's average was around 18/20 i think, what. an. improvement. compared to the ultra fail last year, where our average was 18/25, and we got owned by a2 and someone in b2 beat me. hmph.

me and half of my group are planning to go to athletics carnival as the arthur gang. our childhood heroes hahaha. and thank you for procrastinating via my blog, i really appreciate the fact that my view counter doesnt stay stationary. however, i do feel bad for putting you, the reader, through boring meaningless shit. why do you people read this?!?!?!??!!?!?!??!?! (kidding, my readers are the best~!♥)

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Sunday, May 09, 2010 @ 6:33:00 PM
Half yearlies 2010
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Thursday, May 06, 2010 @ 5:51:00 PM
Silver my ass


had oztag today and nicholas of the tan ruined my near moment of glory! after catching a dodgy throw i managed to run and dodge people clinging and bear hugging me, only to be one step away from the try line before my tag gets pulled by the damn boy. stupid nicholas. its not every day that i score yknow. and alvin wouldn't let me dive for the try line on the 5th, scared id might get hurt. well.. alan kinda smashed into me from the front so girl features were already damaged, hello. me vivian and michelle all got velcro cuts from the belts, worse than paper cuts D:

oh well i got my revenge in commerce. full marks on my assignment, beat nicholas, hahahahh! brains > brawns, bitch.. i dont want to write the silver english story.

my first kiss went a little like this! the new song by 3oh!3 and ke$ha's got me rocking around my bedroom during the choruses. kinda ruins the momentum of my studying, cos i get out of my chair every 3o seconds? lolol dont picture me dancing. but come check me and margaret rock it out at social wink wink. nah kidding, we're reserved for christie's pedo eyes only.

angela got her green horny (literally) yo gabba gabba doll back, the one i got her for her birthday. its been hanging in the math staffroom, the teachers tied it to the string that is used to pull the blind up and down, the window facing the donut quad. yes, now you know what im talking about, the gigantic green plush with the pedo grin. yup, that's the one. and it smells like dog now. maths staffroom must smell weird.

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Wednesday, May 05, 2010 @ 6:44:00 PM
The Art Quad


workload is getting heavier and heavier, with exams closing in. finally got my exam timetable today. all i ever do is vent on my blog now, eh? sorry to people who take the time out to read, and get bombarded with adolescent bullshit). like this.

had two seniors yell at me today for the most selfish reason. accompanied genevieve, christie and grace to the art staff room for a meeting with mrs ross about their art excursion. whilst they were there, vivian and i didnt want to stand with them talking to mrs ross, dont want her to feel bad and go "oh shit. they're in my art class but i dont think ive ever seen before". so, we stood next to the silver seats infront of the art rooms. we werent even talking, vivian was just eating her apple whilst i leaned against the pole. and two seniors boarders, come out of the art room, stand at the door and screamed, "can you get out of the art quad?" repeatedly over and over. at first, i didnt even know they were talking to us! i know it is a senior area. but what. it's not like we were screaming, yelling, distracting their work, nor were we planning to set up camp there. we were merely waiting, and were going to leave! the seniors sitting outside the art rooms, near us didnt have a problem at all. its not like we were big fat gigantic elephants either, taking up space (that they werent even using as they were inside) or spraying water with our trunks or swishing our tails around creating a mini cyclone outside their work area. i respect that they are year 12s, and their major art task is an extremely important task, but i really dont understand what urged them to come scream at us. all i've ever done was walk past the art quad a couple of times on the way to the canteen. probably were scared of the 'yellow peril' as liza mentioned on the train today about her history exam, scared of the asian invasion. they've been watching too much kevjumba and mychonny.

this will be the last 'annoyed' blog i do, pinky promise! vincent sat with me on the train today, picked the most deserted carriage too, (i thought he was kidnapping me). talking about our so called problems, before some inspector lady walked around the trains with a notepad that my not-so-quick eye spotted saying "train cleanliness". oh cityrail. please stop trying. stupid vincent, didnt disclose any information, what a one way street that im never going to walk again and hope he gets lost on! kidding. im studying whilst snuggling up to a hot water bottle. next time i go shopping, going to buy a cute hot water bottle cover, saw a few at sussan i think!

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Tuesday, May 04, 2010 @ 8:34:00 PM
CC BBQ
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year 10 creating connections leaders 2010 ♥

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Bieber war


bieber war. this wasnt a case of screaming bieber fanatic against emo kid. this was more than that. i dont know how many times ive told this story now but i talk faster everytime. (i dont hate the person involved in this argument with me in any way!)

it was commerce and i greeted mr kearney with a fond and rather loud hello like i always do. kearney responds in a helium like voice, which prompt me to say, "sir, please, you sound like justin bieber." then, joss decides to cut in and yell in my face, "it's beeber not byeber, get it right!!!!!!" with a full serious face, eyes wide opened sorta look. why so agro?! i dont understand this. are you a fanboy, joss? why does it bug you so much, when i wasnt directly talking to you in the first place? after a few, "i say it byeber" "i say it beeber" "i like saying byeber" "but youre wrong" rounds, he decided to throw this at me: "in the states, they say it beeber."

remember the 'when two vowels go walking the first one does the talking rule'? i learnt that in kindergarten, so technically bieber should be pronounced bye-ber, not beeber because the i is before the e, so if you wanna get so technical with me, spell it beiber and maybe ill accept you telling me im wrong for pronouncing it byeber, but too bad his name is i before e! and i accept that words in the english language can be weird and wont always comply to grammar rules but who the heck am i hurting! i accept that i am in the minority and i am most likely wrong, but does it really matter how i pronounce it! why are you letting the boy tear us apart, joss?!? why! and secondly, who cares, im not american, and guess what, justin bieber is canadian. not that that had to do with anything, really.

i said something like that to him all in one breath, and i think he just gave up cos i seemed really premenstrual syndromic.

i dont get why he got so worked up, its not like i go around and shout profanities at those that say it "beeber"? im fine with it, please be fine with me and saying "byeber"! i know what you're thinking, 'but beeber is the correct way to say it, so you shouldnt have anything against it in the first place' but we're talking what joss prefers here, and what i prefer, and i prefer byeber. and he prefers beeber. do i yell?! no! well. only cos he yelled at me first -grins- i dont have anything against you, joss, i know you joke around a lot, but what was with this? seriously! and picked up my blazer today and had to endure nicholas "ew-ing" at me for a minute straight. at least i dont watch myself in the webcam! aha, yes, thats right, you forget i sit behind you and am very observant. dont make me feel bad about spending $174. perhaps ill forgive you since you avoid the whole dilemma and pronounce it justin booby like mychonny.

creating connections bbq was fun! there was this year 7 kid with a happy birthday sticker written in japanese on his tie, and i asked him if it was his birthday. and he said no. then ran away from me. and i ran after him and held onto his shoulders, then julia did the same, followed by tracey and margaret and we ran around as i yelled "join the train! join the train! traaaaain!" TWAS A SUCCESS. i remember seeing the teachers all turn to stare. booyah. and i was the tomato sauce lady, and mr kearney came especially to me, and i did the sauce in a squiggly line and he said, "that is so primary school". so what, sir. at least i dont dye my hair. "its not orange, it's ash". who says that, sir, who says that?!

and thanks vincent for the hug. you didnt come to talk. you came for my sausage sizzle.

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Monday, May 03, 2010 @ 11:04:00 PM
Because I'm a girl, Part 4
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satin stud clutch, sportsgirl $14.95
i remember when this first caught my attention, but like usual, it was just too expensive. there's something about it. perhaps the vibrant boasting purple, that is indeed my favourite colour. it looks somewhat majestic, almost magical, does it not?

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Study or collect garbage?


commerce was period 2. recess was next. but that didnt stop me from chasing vincent around the school. he broke a pinky promise! "you broke a pinky promise!" i was publicly announcing. sometimes i fake my agro and make a scene but people take it seriously and think i have anger management problems and tell their kids to stay away from me. but who dare break a pinky promise! "karma will be on your back for ever!" i continued yelling. he tried to run but i clung onto his arm as he dragged me from the handball boy's corner to the general year 10 guy's area in front of the canteen. i kept yelling it. i kept going. he broke a prinky promise! you just dont break a pinky promise! and then kabir, my good friend of 8 years, put his hands on his cheeks and yelled in disbelief, "what. you. broke. a. pinky. promise?!?!" chyeah, back up! cos that's what real friends are, vincent. im kidding. thank you for telling me that you'll still be friends with me no matter what. it probably won't be that way with me. but you know. i need a way to rid this hatred that i have. hey, it's not my fault, vincent sneaking behind my back with catboy at 1am talking about stuff and not telling me! till now. thanks vincent, i can count on you. except when it comes to pinky promises. but pinky promises are the foundation of everything, if you break that, you- oh. screw this. maybe boys just don't understand the concept, eh? except kabir.

opposite of adults by chiddy bang. this song will make me dance in my underwear, no joke. damn i should be studying. i was so close to crying after realising how clueless i am when it came to japanese, geography and science. you know what else, asian parents always say study or you'll become a toilet cleaner or garbage collector. we cant all be toilet cleaners..there's a limit on how many toilets there are in the world, yknow? and the garbage bullshit, puh-lease, the truck runs once every week past a certain area, what, are we all going to pimp our ride and race each other around town and collect rubbish or something. there's just not enough trucks, people! next time asian parents want to scare us, they should say something like. study or you'll become a justin bieber. i know that'll scare me. i mean, i'd feel insecure if people said i didnt have a penis.

fairy floss brings back a lot of memories. it was all i wanted at fairfield showgrounds besides a ride on the pony which meant sitting still on a poor horse that would be lead by a rope for three rounds around a tiny grass space. poor pony. and poor my parents who loved me so much that they would fork out $3 for such a rip off of a business. what really put me off though was that the people that seemed to be in charge of the fairy floss machine always looked grouchy and unfriendly. some people call them carnie folk. but really. fairy floss is beautiful to me. the buoyancy, the colour, the way it crumbles and vanishes in your mouth, the sticky residue on your fingertips. the next time i indulge in one, i want to share it with none other than eric penh.

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Sunday, May 02, 2010 @ 6:20:00 PM
140


as you probably did not notice, i changed the 'ask' link to tweetwhore. why? because exams are nearing and consuming me alive, and blogging will not be as frequent as daily anymore for about a week. and i wasnt going to leave my fellow pocky sticks all alone in the cold without some sort of belief that there's someone out there suffering the damn exam stress as they are! just because im not blogging daily doesnt mean i cant tweet like no tomorrow, right? my 140 characters per minute will blow your mind away. not really. ps twitter beats facebook anyday.

~ veezy. says:
*heys, heys wendy
*i love how you are so passionate about studdy
*keep it up yeah?


i found this in archives. passionate my ass. but yes, i will keep it up. i do appreciate stuff like that being said to me. (unlike nicholas and always agreeing to bets with me that he knows i will lose.) ill study now. that's if i can keep away from my bed. ah, sweet sweet bed. i'm so nocturnal it hurts. then again, i just like sleeping all my troubles away. where's my exam timetable, deputy principal? how can i order my stress if you cant even order my exams. been napping a lot lately. i cant wait till i can finally just snuggle up in bed knowing there's nothing to worry about. like assignments or exams, which wont be for a very long time. high school makes us all busy busy bees. that would be fine with me, if only the ability to make honey did come with it so i could at least get high on the glucose and forget about my troubles temporarily.

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Saturday, May 01, 2010 @ 12:33:00 PM
Cross Country



came 6th for cross country! dont worry, i dont believe it either.

got the support of my fellow girlies, margaret michi vivian christie and vanessa who all entered into the serious competitors 16 year old race, and who agreed to run with me. but when the gun went off, and i looked around, they were no where to be seen! it was so boring running all by myself. so i turned my ipod onto full blast, to cover up my heavy breathing which really did help me, now that i think about it. it made my fatigue less obvious. but then my ears started to hurt. met my brother alan and dk tommo along the way, but i was too slow for alan, he ran after carmen! at the end of the race, when we turned the corner, i decided to run, like full on run and just take over carmen and thanh because i still had energy! which was a bad idea because it really upsetted my stomach and i threw up. water. cos i had gulps of water before my race. so it wasnt such a scene. it was next to some teacher's car though hahahah. the aftermath is that my body is now, well, useless for the moment. every step hurts. im not being dramatic, im serious! i cant walk properly, i have to shuffle to avoid all this pain. no im not trying to be cool. im trying to heal!

first day of may, which means time to pin up new frankie calendar!

aaand (this is chronologically out of order obviously) sorry for the lack of blogging lately! geography and english were really draining me. (i managed to cook up 2000 words about a freaking bush. worship me.) but now that that's over- oh wait. no, just as we finish those assignments there's a mini english assignment, to compose a short story and we all know id even rather eat paw paw then write a freaking short story, and half yearlies. half yearlies, no notifications for half the subjects, no exam timetable, though my psychic powers do tell me agriculture is going to be the first exam. how do they expect us to be organised if they cant even organise a timetable for us! this is madness!

little surprises make my day. like liza bringing a chocolate cake for no reason! hahah. and also, eric for the random little red present that has no reason at all, rather then you remember me saying i wanted it! ♥

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